Total Medals Earned: 894 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,510 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
Get the bow and the arrows
Get the beer
Beat the troll
Open the passageway in the cave
Repair the ship
Catch the dinosaur
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Will you be able to solve this mystery?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits